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Yeah! And that was our dance of the week   Peyton Place After Midnight, introduced to you by our brand new Council Member, Miss Tracy Turnblad. Cozy up to old Corny and tell us about yourself, Trrrrace.

Well, I go to Patterson Park High, I watch your show, and I do absolutely nothing else.

(The COUNCIL MEMBERS applaud and cheer.)

But someday I hope to be the first woman president of the world or a Rockette. You got to think big to be big!

And if you were president, what would your first official act be?

Well, I d make every day Negro Day!

Aaaaiiiieeeee!!!!!

I read you like tomorrow s headlines, Trace! Looks like we might just have a hot new candidate for Miss Teenage Hairspray.

(trying to grab the mic)
No, she can t be Miss Hairspray!

So, Tracy, tell us true, how would you like Link Larkin to sing a song just for you?

(trying to grab the mic)
No!

Would I? Would I?

(trying again to grab the mic)
You people are ignoring the laws of nature!

Link Larkin, our own budding Elvis, will now sing,  It Takes Two.