SIDE 1

(EDGAR laughs maniacally. ROQUEFORT, a house mouse, runs up, joins the line and sings a glass-shattering, horrible note as a way to end the song. ROQUEFORT bows. DUCHESS applauds.)

 

 

Well done, Monsieur Roquefort!

 

 

 

 

Thank you!

 

 

 

 

Yeah, you sing great... for a mouse.

 

 

 

 

Berlioz!

 

 

 

 

Thank you, Duchess. Thank you, Kittens. Thank you all so very much.

(EDGAR enters with a tray of warm milk. ROQUEFORT hides behind the ARISTOCATS.)

 

 

 

 

Lunch!

 

 

 

 

Meow.

 

 

 

 

Meow, meow, meow.

 

 

 

 

(pleasantly)
Here is your lunch, crème de la crème à la a-a-a-choo! - Edgar. Sleep -- I mean, eat well.

(EDGAR exits, giggling. The ARISTOCATS lap up the milk. ROQUEFORT emerges and joins them.)

 

 

 

 

I've never had crème de la crème à la a-a-a-choo! - Edgar. I wonder how it tastes. Oh, this is delicious, it's double delicious, it's triple delicious, it's... triple delicious plus one.

 

 

 

 

You mean quadruple delicious.

 

 

 

 

I'm glad you agree.

(The ARISTOKITTENS yawn.)

 

 

 

 

Mama, I'm tired.

 

 

 

 

Me, too.

 

 

 

 

Me, too, too.

 

 

 

 

Me four. Let's go to bed.

(The ARISTOCATS exit. ROQUEFORT licks up the rest of the milk.)

 

 

 

 

I don't know how anyone could fall asleep during such a delicous meal!

(ROQUEFORT passes out and snores. The ALLEY CATS take down Madame's home. EDGAR enters on a motorbike. A cat crate is secured to the handlebars.)

 

 

 

 

Nighty-night, Kittens.

 

 

 

 

SIDE 2

 

 

Roquefort!
 

(pulling back the crate cover)
Hello Duchess. Hello Kittens. Duchess!Kittens! When did you get back? Why are you in that crate?

 

 

Edgar put us here!

 

 

 

 

Yeah, Edgar was the bad guy all along. Who would have guessed that the butler did it?

 

 

 

 

Go get Thomas O'Malley and his gang of Alley Cats to come back here and help us.

 

 

 

 

Alley Cats?!? I'm a mouse!

 

 

 

 

Please, Roquefort. If you don't help us, Edgar will ship us off to Timbuktu!

 

 

 

 

Timbuktu! Oh, no! Okay, what was that name?

 

 

 

 

Abraham deLacy...

 

 

 

 

Giuseppe Casey...

 

 

 

 

Thomas O'Malley!

 

 

 

 

Oh, why couldn't he just be named Bob?