Audition Central: Honk! JR.

Script: Ducklings

MAUREEN

Alright.

(To DUCKLINGS)
Auntie Maur-Maur is off now, I'll see you later.

(MAUREEN exits.)
 

BEAKY

Auntie Maur-Maur? What a weird name.
 

FLUFF

What a big world it is.
 

BILLY

Yeah, far out.
 

DOWNY

I was getting scrambled inside that egg.
 

IDA

Don't go thinking that this is the whole world! It stretches far beyond the other side of the lake right into the Churchyard - though I've never been that far myself.
 

BEAKY

Wicked - let's explore.
 

IDA

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. There are one or two nest rules before you paddle off. Number one, no wet webbed-feet in the nest; Number two, you must feather your own nest every morning; Number three, no quacking after sunset; Number four, no plankton between meals; Number f...wait a minute, you're not all here.
 

BEAKY

Hey guys, there's going to be another member of the gang.
 

IDA

(Peering into the nest.)
Oh, quack! And it's the big one.

BILLY

Look at the shell on that!

FLUFF

Egg-cellent!

BILLY

How come he got such a big egg?

BEAKY

Yeah, we all got cramped into a regular shell, but that one got a queen-sized Ostrich job.

DOWNY

It's not fair, Mama.

ALL

No, Mama, it's not fair.