Audition Central: Honk! JR.
Script: Boy
SIDE 1
FARMER'S VOICE
Well what have we here? A nice plump little Duckling.
(A net drops over UGLY.)
FARMER'S VOICE
Gotcha, my beauty.
UGLY
Honk, honk, honk.
FARMER'S VOICE
It's no good you struggling and honking. I've got a family to feed and you'll make a fine Sunday roast.
UGLY
Honk! Honk!
FARMER'S VOICE
Now, where's my knife? Phew, it's colder than a penguin's picnic out here tonight. Darn, I must've left it in my car.
SIDE 2
BOY'S VOICE
Duck!
CAT
Yes correct, it's a Duck.
BOY'S VOICE
Duck!
CAT
Yes I know it's a ruddy duck!
UGLY
Actually, I think I'm a Mallard.
BOY'S VOICE
Duck!
(There is the sound of a shattering window as a baseball whizzes on and strikes the CAT on the back of the head.)
CAT
Goose! Struck out by a fowl ball.
(The CAT collapses and falls, unconscious into his own bowl. UGLY doesn't know what to do.)
BOY'S VOICE
You broke the window!
GIRL'S VOICE
The ball's gone inside.
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