Script
Audition Central: Honk! JR.
Script: The Farmer
SIDE 1
Well what have we here? A nice plump little Duckling.
(A net drops over UGLY.)
Gotcha, my beauty.
Honk, honk, honk.
It's no good you struggling and honking. I've got a family to feed and you'll make a fine Sunday roast.
Honk! Honk!
Now, where's my knife? Phew, it's colder than a penguin's picnic out here tonight. Darn, I must've left it in my car.
SIDE 2
Duck!
Yes correct, it's a Duck.
Duck!
Yes I know it's a ruddy duck!
Actually, I think I'm a Mallard.
Duck!
(There is the sound of a shattering window as a baseball whizzes on and strikes the CAT on the back of the head.)
Goose! Struck out by a fowl ball.
(The CAT collapses and falls, unconscious into his own bowl. UGLY doesn't know what to do.)
You broke the window!
The ball's gone inside.