CAT

Hello, Ducky!

UGLY

Who are you?

CAT

I'm your friend.

UGLY

I haven't got any friends. Everyone hates me because I'm ugly.

CAT

Oh they are too, too, too-too cruel. I think you look delicious.

UGLY

What did you say?

CAT

I said poultry can be so malicious. Look at them guzzling all that bread.

UGLY

It's supposed to be really nice, it's French.

CAT

Mmm. A l'orange. Do you mean to say that they didn't let you have any?

UGLY

Not a crumb.

CAT

Well that settles it then. Lunch is in...on me.

UGLY

Do you mean it? You really are a friend.

CAT

Of course I am. Now, just follow me.

UGLY

I'd better tell my mother.

CAT

Oh no, you mustn't.

UGLY

I really think I should.

CAT

Listen. We won't be gone for long. What harm can it do? And you're hungry aren't you?

UGLY

Yes, I am.

CAT

Well that makes two of us.

UGLY

Well...if you're sure.

CAT

I'm quite sure.