Audition Central: Honk! JR.
Script: Ugly
CAT
Hello, Ducky!UGLY
Who are you?CAT
I'm your friend.UGLY
I haven't got any friends. Everyone hates me because I'm ugly.CAT
Oh they are too, too, too-too cruel. I think you look delicious.UGLY
What did you say?CAT
I said poultry can be so malicious. Look at them guzzling all that bread.UGLY
It's supposed to be really nice, it's French.CAT
Mmm. A l'orange. Do you mean to say that they didn't let you have any?UGLY
Not a crumb.CAT
Well that settles it then. Lunch is in...on me.UGLY
Do you mean it? You really are a friend.CAT
Of course I am. Now, just follow me.UGLY
I'd better tell my mother.CAT
Oh no, you mustn't.UGLY
I really think I should.CAT
Listen. We won't be gone for long. What harm can it do? And you're hungry aren't you?UGLY
Yes, I am.CAT
Well that makes two of us.UGLY
Well...if you're sure.CAT
I'm quite sure.