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Audition Central: Dear Edwina JR.

Script: Frank

VLADIMIR & COMPANY
FRANKENGUEST!

FRANK
When do we eat?

VLADIMIR & COMPANY
FRANKENGUEST!

FRANK
I hate puppets!

VLADIMIR
HE WAS A FRANKENGUEST
THE PARTY WENT ON
AND FRANKWAS IN TOP FORM
WHEN THEY SERVED THE APPLESAUCE, HE SAID

FRANK
I want mine warm!

VLADIMIR
WHEN THE HOT DOGS ARRIVED, HE SAID

FRANK
A hamburger, please! And I only eat my burgers with Limburger cheese!

VLADIMIR
AND HE SHOUTED ROUND THE TABLE

FRANK
I'm a waterfall!

VLADIMIR
AND HE SPOUTED CHERRY KOOL-AID
OVER ONE AND ALL
WHEN THE ICE CREAM WAS SCOOPED
AND THEY BROUGHT OUT THE CAKE, HE SAID

FRANK
I need the biggest piece!
PLUS ONE FOR MY PET SNAKE&

VLADIMIR & COMPANY
FRANKENGUEST!

COMPANY
AUUUUGHH!!!

VLADIMIR & COMPANY
FRANKENGUEST!

FRANK
Stop it, you're scaring him!

VLADIMIR & COMPANY
FRANKENGUEST!

FRANK
He can swallow a guinea pig whole!

VLADIMIR
HE WAS A FRANKENGUEST

VLADIMIR & COMPANY
WHAT'S THE THING THAT MAKES HIM SO OFFENSIVE?

FRANK
See food! BLAAAAAH!!!