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Audition Central: Dear Edwina JR.
Script: Frank
VLADIMIR & COMPANY
FRANKENGUEST!FRANK
When do we eat?VLADIMIR & COMPANY
FRANKENGUEST!FRANK
I hate puppets!VLADIMIR
HE WAS A FRANKENGUESTTHE PARTY WENT ON
AND FRANKWAS IN TOP FORM
WHEN THEY SERVED THE APPLESAUCE, HE SAID
FRANK
I want mine warm!VLADIMIR
WHEN THE HOT DOGS ARRIVED, HE SAIDFRANK
A hamburger, please! And I only eat my burgers with Limburger cheese!VLADIMIR
AND HE SHOUTED ROUND THE TABLEFRANK
I'm a waterfall!VLADIMIR
AND HE SPOUTED CHERRY KOOL-AIDOVER ONE AND ALL
WHEN THE ICE CREAM WAS SCOOPED
AND THEY BROUGHT OUT THE CAKE, HE SAID
FRANK
I need the biggest piece!PLUS ONE FOR MY PET SNAKE&
VLADIMIR & COMPANY
FRANKENGUEST!COMPANY
AUUUUGHH!!!VLADIMIR & COMPANY
FRANKENGUEST!FRANK
Stop it, you're scaring him!VLADIMIR & COMPANY
FRANKENGUEST!FRANK
He can swallow a guinea pig whole!VLADIMIR
HE WAS A FRANKENGUESTVLADIMIR & COMPANY
WHAT'S THE THING THAT MAKES HIM SO OFFENSIVE?FRANK
See food! BLAAAAAH!!!