Audition Central: Fiddler on the Roof JR.
Script: Lazar Wolf
Good evening, Reb Lazar.
Ah, Tevye - sit down. Have a drink.
(Pours drink)
Tevye - I suppose you know why I wanted to see you.
(Drinks)
Yes, I do, Reb Lazar, but there is no use talking about it.
(Upset)
Why not?
Why yes? Why should I get rid of her?
Well, you have a few more without her.
I see! Today you want one. Tomorrow you may want two.
(Startled)
Two? What would I do with two?
Same as you do with one.
I'm talking about your daughter, Tzeitel!
(TEVYE stares at him, upset)
My daughter, Tzeitel?
I see her in my butcher shop every Thursday. She's made a good impression on me. I like her. And I would be good to her, Tevye.
(Slightly embarrassed)
What do you think?
(To AUDIENCE)
What do I think? You can have a fine conversation with him, if you talk about kidneys and livers. On the other hand, not everybody has to be a scholar. Maybe I misjudged him. He is a good man. He likes her. He will try to make her happy.
(Turns to LAZAR)
What do I think? It's a match!
(Delighted)
You agree?
I agree.
Tevye, that's wonderful.
To the both of us.
To our agreement.
To good health and happiness.