Audition Central: Annie JR.
Script: Grace Farrell
(GRACE FARRELL ENTERS, carrying an attache case)
GRACE
Good afternoon. Miss Hannigan?
MISS HANNIGAN
Yes?
GRACE
I'm Grace Farrell, private secretary to Oliver Warbucks.
(Sits in the office chair, STAGE LEFT of the desk)
MISS HANNIGAN
The Oliver Warbucks? The millionaire?
GRACE
Mr. Warbucks has decided to invite an orphan to spend the Christmas holidays at his home.
MISS HANNIGAN
What sort of orphan did he have in mind?
GRACE
Well, she should be friendly.
(ANNIE waves to GRACE)
And intelligent.
ANNIE
Mississippi. Capital M-I-double-S-I-double-S-I-double-P-I. Mississippi.
GRACE
And cheerful.
(ANNIE laughs)
MISS HANNIGAN
(Kicks ANNIE to quiet her)
You shut up. And how old?
GRACE
Oh, age doesn't really matter. Oh, say, eight or nine.
(ANNIE gestures upward to indicate she wants GRACE to say a higher age)
Ten.
(ANNIE gestures still higher)
Eleven.
(ANNIE gestures to GRACE to stop and then points to her own hair)
Yes, eleven would be perfect. And oh, I almost forgot: Mr. Warbucks prefers red-headed children.
MISS HANNIGAN
Eleven? A red-head? Sorry, we don't have any orphans like that.
GRACE
What about this child right here?
(MISS HANNIGAN rushes in between GRACE and ANNIE and pins ANNIE behind her back)
MISS HANNIGAN
Annie? Oh, no! You don't want her.
GRACE
Annie, would you like to spend the next two weeks at Mr. Warbucks' house?
ANNIE
I would love to.
MISS HANNIGAN
You can have any orphan here, but not Annie.
GRACE
Perhaps I should call the Board of Orphans and&
MISS HANNIGAN
(MISS HANNIGAN laughs)
If it's Annie you want, it's Annie you get.
GRACE
It's Annie I want.
ANNIE
Oh, boy!
GRACE
If you'll get her coat, I'll take her along right now.
MISS HANNIGAN
She don't have no coat.
GRACE
Then we'll buy her one.
ANNIE
Oh, boy!
GRACE
Come along, Annie. Mr. Warbucks' limousine is outside.