Audition Central: Seussical KIDS
Script: Ensemble
JUNGLE CITIZEN 1
So, gently, and using the greatest of care
JUNGLE CITIZEN 2
The elephant stretched his great trunk through the air
JUNGLE CITIZEN 3
And he lifted the dust speck and carried it over
JUNGLE CITIZEN 4
And placed it down safely on a very soft clover.
(The SOUR KANGAROO and the YOUNG KANGAROO enter.)
SOUR KANGAROO
Humpf!... humpfed a voice. ’Twas the Sour Kangaroo. And the Young Kangaroo in her pouch said:
YOUNG KANGAROO
“Humpf!” too!
SOUR KANGAROO
Why, that speck is as small as the head of a pin. A person on that? Why, there never has been!
YOUNG KANGAROO
Humpf!
SIDE 2
JUNGLE CITIZEN 5
Through the jungle, the news quickly flew!
He talks to a dust speck!
CHILD
It’s on Channel Two!
(The CHILD (JOJO) instantly envisions the whole scene on TV.)
TALK SHOW HOST
Our topic today is “Psychic Elephants Who Hear Voices.” Whaddaya think, folks? Is the elephant off his trunk?
(GERTRUDE is now speaking on camera.)
GERTRUDE
I’m Gertrude McFuzz, and I live right next door.
He’s never done anything crazy before.
He’s always been friendly and loyal and kind.
I just don’t believe Horton’s out of his mind!
(MAYZIE interrupts.)
MAYZIE
I’m Mayzie LaBird
And I live in that tree.
Enough about Horton. Let’s talk about me!
(HORTON now pleads his case.)
HORTON
I just have to save them, because after all
A person’s a person no matter how small.