Audition Central: Seussical KIDS
Script: Sour Kangaroo
SIDE 1
JUNGLE CITIZEN 1
So, gently, and using the greatest of care
JUNGLE CITIZEN 2
The elephant stretched his great trunk through the air
JUNGLE CITIZEN 3
And he lifted the dust speck and carried it over
JUNGLE CITIZEN 4
And placed it down safely on a very soft clover.
(The SOUR KANGAROO and the YOUNG KANGAROO enter.)
SOUR KANGAROO
Humpf!... humpfed a voice. ’Twas the Sour Kangaroo. And the Young Kangaroo in her pouch said:
YOUNG KANGAROO
“Humpf!” too!
SOUR KANGAROO
Why, that speck is as small as the head of a pin. A person on that? Why, there never has been!
YOUNG KANGAROO
Humpf!
SIDE 2
HORTON
Wait! Stop! Where are you taking me?
SOUR KANGAROO
Horton, we’re taking you back.
WICKERSHAM 1
You’re gonna be goin’ in style.
WICKERSHAM 2
For talkin’ to a speck—
WICKERSHAM 3
And sittin’ on an egg.
SOUR KANGAROO, WICKERSHAMS
You’re gonna be put on trial!