Audition Central: Peter Pan JR.
Script: Lost Boys
SIDE 1
TOOTLES
They’re gone!
BRAVE GIRL #1
Now!
(The BRAVE GIRLS quickly re-enter and grab one of TOOTLES’ arms. The other LOST BOYS grab TOOTLES’ other arm – a tug of war. Suddenly CURLEY looks up and offstage.)
CURLEY
Look! A bird!
(All look up, stopping tug of war.)
ALL
A bird! (etc.)
WENDY
(from offstage)
Poor Wendy! Poor Wendy!
SLIGHTLY
It’s a Wendy bird!
TIGER LILY
The bird must be omen.
BRAVE GIRL #2
Good or bad omen?
TIGER LILY
Famous Brave Girl proverb: when in doubt – run!
SIDE 2
PETER PAN
I’m back! And I have a great surprise.
SLIGHTLY
So have we!
CURLEY
We killed a big white bird.
ALL
And look!
(They stand aside. PETER sees WENDY.)
PETER PAN
Wendy! With an arrow in her heart! This isn’t a bird – it’s a lady!
LOST BOYS
(dismayed)
A lady! (etc.)
PETER PAN
I was bringing her here to be our mother – and you have killed her.
(PETER reaches toward the arrow to remove it from WENDY. Before he can pull the arrow out, WENDY grabs his arm.)
NIBS
Look at her arm.
TWIN #1, TWIN #2
She lives!
(The LOST BOYS cheer as PETER removes the arrow, which is stuck to the acorn button.)
PETER PAN
See – the arrow struck against this. It’s a kiss I gave her.
TOOTLES
I remember kisses. Let me see – aye, that’s a kiss.
PETER PAN
Are you asleep, Wendy? Don’t you want to get up and play? (WENDY shakes her head and turns over onto her side – settling comfortably and happily.)
TOOTLES
What shall we do with Wendy?
SLIGHTLY
Let’s carry her down into the house.
PETER PAN
No, no! You mustn’t touch her. That wouldn’t be sufficiently respectful. I know – we’ll build a house around her!
LOST BOYS
A house!
PETER PAN
I have a plan—
SIDE 3
CECCO
What was that?
PETER PAN
(mimics Captain Hook’s voice)
Ahoy there, you lubbers!
STARKEY
It is the Captain, he must be close by.
SMEE
(calling)
I tied Tiger Lily to the tree, Captain.
PETER PAN
(mimics Captain Hook’s voice)
Set her free!
SMEE
But, Captain—
PETER PAN
(mimics Captain Hook’s voice)
Cut her bonds, or I’ll plunge me hook in you.
STARKEY
Better do as the Captain orders.
SMEE
Aye aye!
(They untie TIGER LILY, and she runs off in the direction of PETER and the LOST BOYS. TIGER LILY and PETER shake hands. The LOST BOYS are about to cheer when TIGER LILY quiets them.)
TIGER LILY
Ssshhh.
CAPTAIN HOOK
(from offstage)
Ahoy there!
TWIN #1, TWIN #2
It’s Hook.
NIBS
He’s coming down the path.
CURLEY
We’re trapped.
TIGER LILY
Follow me.
(TIGER LILY leads the LOST BOYS away in one direction as CAPTAIN HOOK enters from the other.)
SMEE
It is the Captain!
STARKEY
Captain, is all well?
CAPTAIN HOOK
All is very well.
(shrieks)
Where is Tiger Lily?
SMEE
It is all right, Captain, we let her go.
CAPTAIN HOOK
Let her go?
SMEE
’Twas your own orders, Captain.
CECCO
You called to us to let her go.
CAPTAIN HOOK
Brimstone and gall, what cozening is here?
(TIGER LILY and the LOST BOYS have all made it offstage. PETER is last in line. He turns toward CAPTAIN HOOK, crows and quickly exits).
Peter Pan!
SIDE 4
WENDY
Tiger Lily, I’ll never get my children to sleep after all this excitement.
TIGER LILY
We’ll go up now. We’ll keep guard and watch for pirates.
(General goodnights. BRAVE GIRLS exit.)
WENDY
Now, children, make your father comfortable.
SLIGHTLY
Here’s your chair, Father.
TWIN #1, TWIN #2
Here are your slippers, Father.
NIBS
Here’s your paper, Father.
WENDY
Now go wash up – it’s your bed time.
(The LOST BOYS run off. A serious expression comes over PETER’s face. WENDY notices.)
They are sweet, aren’t they, Peter?
(no response)
Peter?
(no response)
Peter, what is it?
PETER PAN
I was just thinking – it’s only pretend, isn’t it, that I’m their father?
SIDE 5
WENDY
Peter, I’m going to give you your medicine before your journey.
(WENDY puts Peter’s medicine onto the shelf.)
Get your things, Peter.
PETER PAN
I’m not going with you, Wendy.
WENDY
Yes, Peter.
PETER PAN
No
WENDY
But why not?
PETER PAN
I don’t want to grow up and learn about solemn things. I just want to always be a little boy and to have fun. No one’s going to catch me and make me a man.
(MICHAEL, JOHN, and the LOST BOYS re-enter with bundles.)
SLIGHTLY
We’re all ready to go now.
WENDY
Peter isn’t coming with us.
TOOTLES
Peter’s not coming?
CURLEY
Then, Peter, we won’t leave you.
PETER PAN
Now then, no fuss, no blubbering, just say goodbye.