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Script
Audition Central: The Musical Adventures of Flat Stanley JR.
Script: Doctor Dan
DOCTOR DAN
Good morning, I'm Doctor Dan, she's Nurse Betty, now what seems to be the problem?MRS. LAMBCHOP
Good morning, Doctor Dan, Nurse Betty. I'm Mrs. Lambchop and this is my son Stanley.DOCTOR DAN
Nice to meet you, Andy. NURSE BETTY
His name is Stanley. DOCTOR DAN
Now Andy, what seems to be the problem?MRS. LAMBCHOP
Well, last night the bulletin board above Stanley's bed fell on him. DOCTOR DAN
Who's Stanley? STANLEY
I am. DOCTOR DAN
Then who's Andy?NURSE BETTY
There is no Andy.DOCTOR DAN
And that's the problem? MRS. LAMBCHOP
The problem is the bulletin board fell on Stanley, and now he's flat.DOCTOR DAN
Fat?NURSE BETTY
No, flat.DOCTOR DAN
Fat? MRS. LAMBCHOP
(speaking very loudly)No, flat!
DOCTOR DAN
Jump up here Andy, and let's check this out. DOCTOR DAN
Ah-ha! I've got it! This boy has been horribly misdiagnosed. He's not fat at all!NURSE BETTY
She didn't say he was fat... DOCTOR DAN
I'm telling you, the kid is not fat at all, Mrs. Porkchop NURSE BETTY
It's Lambchop.DOCTOR DAN
Then who's Mrs. Porkchop? Never mind. Andy suffers from papyrus-magna-minimus.MRS. LAMBCHOP
That sounds terrible. What does it mean? DOCTOR DAN
It means... uh... well... NURSE BETTY
It means Stanley's flat. MRS. LAMBCHOP
Of course he's flat that's why we're here! NURSE BETTY
Stanley, how do you feel?STANLEY
I feel fine. DOCTOR DAN
You heard him, he feels fine. Call me if gets the sniffles or the flu! We got her insurance information? Don't forget your co-pay. Good day and good luck, Mrs. Porkchop.MRS. LAMBCHOP, NURSE BETTY
It's Lambchop! MRS. LAMBCHOP
Come on Stanley! Let's get out of here!