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Script
Audition Central: Thoroughly Modern Millie JR.
Script: Millie Dillmount
SIDE 1
(Enter JIMMY SMITH, a brash city slicker with an irrepressible, buoyant personality. In a moment of desperation, MILLIE trips him. JIMMY lands hard on his butt.)
(MILLIE and JIMMY start talking simultaneously.)
And?
(indicating her bare foot)
my shoe!
(JIMMY starts to exit.)
(JIMMY stops.)
(This takes the wind out of MILLIE's sails. JIMMY reaches for her hand, and MILLIE recoils.)
Relax. It's my good deed for the decade.
(JIMMY removes a pen from his pocket and writes on her hand.)
(JIMMY shows MILLIE her palm, which she reads.)
The "Hotel Priscilla?"
(indicating MILLIE's footwear predicament)
shoe, I'd check myself in, get a good night's sleep, then first thing tomorrow, wire home for train fare. Your folks will be only too glad to send it, and you may not believe me now, but once you return to Keokuck or Gopherville
Salina, Kansas. And who are you, the unwelcome wagon?
(an exaggerated imitation of a hick)
"Well, I had my big adventure, but it sure is good to be back in my own bed."
(JIMMY exits, leaving MILLIE alone and dispirited.)
SIDE 2
Look, there's one room available, and it's mine. So unless you want a roommate
(An idea!)
In fact, we could be very good for each other. I'll show you how to eat on a nickel.
Hey, I'm broke, not poor.
(removes a newspaper from her purse and shows it to MILLIE)
"Manhattan's Most Eligible Bachelors!" All of whom need wives&
SIDE 3
(Side-by-side jail cells, MILLIE and WOMEN in one cell, and JIMMY and MEN in the other.)Who says I'm scared?
(obviously scared)
How long you think they'll keep us?
MILLIE
I hope you re serious about that hairpin. I ve got to be at work in a few hours.
JIMMY
What do you do?
MILLIE
Stenog. For now. You?
JIMMY
Depends. When I want to see a show, I m an usher for a night. When the Yankees play at home, it s Popcorn! Peanuts! Cracker Jack! And when the open seas are calling& well, the Circle Line s always in need of a knowledgeable guide.
MILLIE
And you make a living?
JIMMY
I make a life. It sure beats sitting at a desk eight hours a day, fretting over the price of steel.
MILLIE
Steel?
(JIMMY revealed more than he intended. He quickly covers.)
JIMMY
My old job. Steel& equipment for offices.
MILLIE
(she almost feels sorry for him)
Oh. Paper clips, like.
JIMMY
Yep. Paper clips like.
MILLIE
I d never pegged you for a paper clip man. Bootleg gin, maybe. Or ladies lingerie.
JIMMY
(his version of an apology)
I thought you pegged me for a jerk.
MILLIE
I did. But I still think you deserve better than paper clips.
JIMMY
So do you.
MILLIE
How do you like that? We have something in common.
JIMMY
Can I ask you a personal question?
MILLIE
What?
JIMMY
Your name?
MILLIE
Millie Dillmount.
JIMMY
Jimmy Smith.
ENSEMBLE WOMAN
Put a sock in it, why don t you.
ENSEMBLE MAN
How s a bum supposed to enjoy the free bed with you two yapping all night?
MILLIE
(whispered to JIMMY)
Goodnight.
JIMMY
Goodnight, Millie Dillmount.
(The lights dim in MILLIE s cell as she closes her eyes. JIMMY paces, then sits and watches MILLIE. JIMMY sings.)
SIDE 4
(A New York City Street, early the next morning. MILLIE enters, immediately followed by JIMMY.)
JIMMY
Hey Millie, wait up. Wanna grab a cup of coffee?
MILLIE
I can t. I barely have time to swing by the Priscilla, change, then run to the office.
JIMMY
A quick cup of joe.
MILLIE
I m new on the job, so I doubt they ll overlook my being late.
JIMMY
They will if they know what s good for them. They re lucky to have you, Millie Dillmount.
MILLIE
(means a lot, coming from Mr. You ain t got nothin )
Thank you. And may I say, Jimmy Smith, the Circle Line s lucky to have you. You re not so hot with new arrivals, but underneath it all, I ve a hunch you re a really great
(Stretching the vowel, e.g. guy, then over pronouncing the d )
guide.
(MILLIE starts to exit.)
JIMMY
Say, you a Yankees fan?
MILLIE
You need help with the Cracker Jack?
JIMMY
Actually, I have tickets to this afternoon s game. Why not play hooky and we ll make a day of it!
MILLIE
No can do. You don t know my fiancé.
JIMMY
Fiancé?!
MILLIE
Boss. And fiancé. I m going to marry him.
JIMMY
Wow. Love at first sight?
MILLIE
Not for the Modern. She takes charge of her destiny. No more waiting at port for my ship to come in. I went out and found him: Trevor Graydon, the Third!
JIMMY
(his mood suddenly soured)
Sounds like a stiff.
MILLIE
(trying to convince herself as much as him)
Some would say so, but I see a side of him that few people are lucky enough to see.
JIMMY
While you re sitting on his lap?
MILLIE
I ve only been there a day!
JIMMY
(the third degree)
Has he kissed you yet?
MILLIE
(disappointed)
No.
JIMMY
Does he have a pet name for you?
MILLIE
Yes!
JIMMY
What?
MILLIE
John!
JIMMY
John? That s not very romantic.
MILLIE
But it s modern. He calls me John because I m so efficient: Johnny-on-the-spot.
JIMMY
Sweet. Maybe you could work it into the vows: I, Trevor, take you, John, to be my lawfully wedded stenog.
MILLIE
Well if you re going to be old-fashioned about it, I ll keep my plan to myself.
JIMMY
Hey, you want to marry a man who thinks of you as a typewriter on legs, be my guest.
MILLIE
Thank you, I will. The new woman chooses reason over romance any day of the week.
(proudly)
And I m a new woman!
JIMMY
Marrying for money s the oldest trick in the book.
MILLIE
(a real dig)
It beats marrying for paper clips.
JIMMY
Then maybe we shouldn t see each other again.
MILLIE
(rubbing GRAYDON in JIMMY s face)
What do I care? Any day now, my time will be consumed by my boss-slash-fiancé, Mr. Trevor Graydon, the Third! So fly away, butterfly boy: flower to flower to flower!
JIMMY
You got a problem with that?
MILLIE
I m merely suggesting that you grow up, skirt chaser!
JIMMY
Golddigger!
MILLIE
Womanizer!
JIMMY
Jezebel!
MILLIE
Casanova!
(MILLIE and JIMMY are nose-to-nose. JIMMY grabs MILLIE and kisses her cheek. MILLIE spontaneously responds by returning the kiss with a peck. JIMMY exits in a panic, leaving MILLIE in utter confusion.)