Script

Audition Central: Disney's The Aristocats KIDS

Script: The Alley Cats (Hep, Mad, Slick And Wacky)

SIDE 1

MARIE

Mama, mama! I sang with an Alley Cat! He was nice!
 

TOULOUSE

I'm as tough as any old Alley Cat. Meow-fft!
 

O'MALLEY

Woh, tiger!
 

BERLIOZ

Can I ride on your back, Mr. Abraham deLacy Guiseppe Casey Thomas O'Malley?
 

O'MALLEY

(to DUCHESS)
Wait a minute. Do all these belong to you?

DUCHESS

Yes, they are my Kittens: Marie, Toulouse and Berlioz. Can you help us get back to Paris?

O'MALLEY

Kittens! Heh heh, I would love to take you all to Paris but I... I...

DUCHESS

(sighs, disappointed)
We understand. Thank you for the song, Mr. O'Malley. Come on, Kittens.

(The ARISTOCATS turn away.)

MAD CAT

Good move, O'Malley. You don't need that kind of trouble.

WACKY CAT

Yeah, snooty Aristocats - who needs 'em?

SLICK CAT

Let's get outta here!

HEP CAT

Crazy, man - crazy!

(The ALLEY CATS exit.)

O'MALLEY

You know what, O'Malley? You're not a cat; you're a rat. So what if they're Aristocats. A cat in need is a cat in need and that's that!

SIDE 2

MARIE

(Offstage)
Help!

CATS

Marie!

(The CATS run off. The ALLEY CATS enter and form a river with fabric. MARIE enters and "falls" in.)

MARIE

Help me! I've fallen in the river!

(O'MALLEY runs on and dives into the river.)

O'MALLEY

Don't worry! I gotcha!

(O'MALLEY gives MARIE a push out of the river. DUCHESS, BERLIOZ and TOULOUSE enter and run to her.)

DUCHESS

Oh, Marie! Thank goodness you're safe.

TOULOUSE

How come you had to fall in the river?

(MARIE sticks her tongue out at TOULOUSE, who returns the favor. O'MALLEY struggles in the water.)

O'MALLEY

Help!

SLICK CAT

We got a problem.

MAD CAT

O'Malley can't swim either!

O'MALLEY

Help!

WACKY CAT

Nobody knows how to swim.

CATS

We're cats!

DUCHESS

Oh, dear. Isn't there anyone here who can swim?

SIDE 3

ROQUEFORT

No! Let me tell you his name.
 

SCAT CAT

Okay mousie, what's his name?
 

ROQUEFORT

Let me think... um... Can of Ham Is Spacey?
 

MAD CAT

Strike one.
 

ROQUEFORT

Gee Your Soup Is Pasty?
 

WACKY CAT

Strike two.
 

ROQUEFORT

Tapas O'Tasty?
 

SCAT CAT

That's strike three, mousie. You're about to become mouse mousse.

(The ALLEY CATS move in.)
 

ROQUEFORT

Oh, I knew I would never find O'Malley!
 

ALLEY CATS

O'Malley?
 

ROQUEFORT

Abraham deLacy Giuseppe Casey Thomas O'Malley the Alley Cat! Phew.
 

O'MALLEY

I'm O'Malley.
 

ROQUEFORT

Duchess and the Kittens are in trouble! They need your help!
 

O'MALLEY

Duchess and the Kittens in trouble? What are we waiting for?
 

ALLEY CATS

Let's go!