Script
Audition Central: Disney's The Aristocats KIDS
Script: Private Lafayette
SIDE 1
Hold up.
(sniffs like crazy)
Smells like a man...
(sniff sniff)
And he's carrying something...
(sniff sniff)
Okay, he's close. You go for what he's carrying and I'll go for the seat of the problem.
How come you always get the good part?
'Cause I outrank you, that's why! Attack positions!
SIDE 2
(The CATS march offstage then come back on, but now they are followed by LAFAYETTE, NAPOLEON, VICHY and SSOISE, whom they do not notice.)
Say, Napoleon, if we're looking for that butler fella, how come we're marching behind a bunch of cats?
Well, how should I know that? You're the one who's up in front.
Well, I say we should attack them.
Yes, attack them.
I like attackin'.
Wait a minute! I'm the leader! I'm the one who says when we attack.
(pause)
Let's attack.
(The DOGS bark and chase the CATS, who run off in different directions.)