Script
Audition Central: The Phantom Tollbooth JR.
Script: Whether Man
MILO
But I thought you were the Weather Man.WHETHER MAN
Oh, no, no, no, no, no! You misunderstand! I m not the Weather Man. I m the one and only altogether Whether Man! MILO
Why Whether Man?WHETHER MAN
Now, what can I do for you?MILO
Is this the right road to Dictionopolis?(Music resumes and continues under dialogue to end of scene.)
WHETHER MAN
Well, now, I don t know of any wrong roads to Dictionopolis, so if this road goes to Dictionopolis at all, it must be the right road. Now you drive carefully!