Script

Excuse me, sir. Cat Tails advancing from the rear.
 

What? Cattails do not advance, Barnacles. One of the things they are most famous for is being rooted to the spot.

(The CAT pops out from behind the 'Cat-Tail' next to UGLY.)
 

Hello, Ducky - thought I'd lost you.
 

Stand back or I'll peck.
 

Ooh, be still my quaking legs - I'm going to be goosed.
 

What are you doing here?
 

What are friends for? I've come to take you home, your Mother is carrying on something fearful.
 

My Mother?...you've seen my Mother?
 

Of course. She sent me to fetch you.
 

Listen here, Cat. I'm in command around here and my squadron has taken personal charge of the Duckling's safe return to his Mother.
 

Well I wouldn't try flying at the moment. Haven't you heard the guns?
 

We will commence maneuvers as soon as the shooting party is over.
 

It's their party but we'll fly if we want to, ha, ha, ha.
 

Silence in the ranks.
 

Little joke, sir.