How's it going, Ida? You still sitting? I dunno, it's alright for some.

Well if you like the sound of it so much why don't you take a turn on the nest? And wipe your webs! I just did the floor this morning.

Oh Ida, I'd love to have a crack at sitting on the eggs for a bit, but you look so comfortable up there it seems a shame to disturb you.

Huh, and what about that extension you promised to build on the nest? It's going to be very cramped when the little ones arrive - especially with that one big egg in the clutch, goodness knows what size that chick is going to be.

You know, I reckon that might be a Turkey's egg.

Oh, Drake! How would a Turkey egg get to be in my nest? Must be your side of the family.

We'll just have to wait and see who he takes after, won't we, dear.

(Acidly)
Yes, dear.

Anyway, must fly. I promised the Rooster that I'd help him count his chickens. Shall I see you back here?

Well where else do you suppose I'm going to be?