Script

Kelli & can you please stay in line with everyone else?

Is it my fault that I have such high extension?

Lars, back in line! Kelli, watch Becky's head!

(noticing SCOTT staring at her adoringly)

And what are you staring at?

You're beautiful when you're angry!

I can't talk to you now. I'm late for a very important meeting with my set designer, lighting designer and producer.

(She runs offstage, calling)

DADDY!!!!!

What's with her???

Don't you remember? This is the day that SHE's coming!

Who's "she"?

Who's "She?"!?! The talent scout from the Kalamazoo Advice-A-Palooza Festival!

Advice-A-Palooza?

It's only the biggest advice-giving convention EVER!

I thought only famous people were allowed in the Kalamazoo Advice-A-Palooza Festival.

(Pirouetting)
Didn't you read the paper? Due to Dr. Joyce Brothers' last minute cancellation, there's one spot left. And they may fill it with local talent!

(Cheering)
That's us!

(LARS, practicing a dance move, crashed into the wall.)

Aauuuuuuuuuuuuugh!

That's SOME of us!