Audition Central: Guys and Dolls JR.

Script: Lt. Brannigan

HARRY
Tell me, what about Nathan Detroit? Is he got a place for his crap game?

BENNY
He s still looking for a place.

NICELY
The heat is on.

HARRY
Well, tell him I m loaded and looking for action. I just acquired five thousand potatoes.

BENNY
Five thousand bucks!

NICELY
Where did you acquire it?

HARRY
I collected the reward on my father.

(HARRY exits.)

BENNY
Everybody is looking for action. I wish Nathan finds a

(BENNY stops as BRANNIGAN enters  he crosses to Benny.)

NICELY
Why, Lieutenant Brannigan! Mr. Southstreet, it is Lieutenant Brannigan of the New York Police Department.

BENNY
A pleasure.

BRANNIGAN
Either of you guys seen Nathan Detroit?

BENNY
Which Nathan Detroit is that?

BRANNIGAN
I mean the Nathan Detroit who s been running a floating crapgame around here. You can tell him for me: I know that right now he s running around trying to find a spot&

(NATHAN enters, not seeing BRANNIGAN.)

NICELY
Hi, Nathan!

NATHAN
Fellas, I m having terrible trouble. Everybody s scared on account of that lousy Brannigan, and I can t

BRANNIGAN
Something wrong, Mr. Detroit?

NATHAN
(a sickly grimace)
Oh, hello, Lieutenant. I hope you don t think I was talking about you. There are other lousy Brannigans.

BRANNIGAN
Detroit, I imagine you are having trouble finding a place for your crap game.

NATHAN
Well, the heat is on, as you must know from the fact that you now have to live on your salary.

(BRANNIGAN glares and exits.)

NICELY
Did you find a place for the game?

NATHAN
I was just over to the Biltmore Garage. Joey says he might take a chance and let me use the place, if I give him a thousand bucks.

BENNY
A thousand bucks!

NATHAN
In cash.

BENNY
Nathan, can t you do something?