Script

SIDE

TAMATOA

Ooo-hoo-hoo, what have we here?

LEFT CLAW

It's a sparkly...

RIGHT CLAW

Shiny...

TAMATOA

Wait a minute! Eww, it's a human! What are you doing down here? In the Realm of Monsters?

MOANA

(improvising)

I just had to see you for myself.

CLAWS

(menacing)

Because you have a death wish?

MOANA

Uh... no. We mortals have heard of the tale of the crab who became a legend... and I need to know how you... became so... crab... ulous...?

TAMATOA

Are you just trying to get me to talk about myself? Because if you are... I will gladly do so! ... In song form!

END