Script
Audition Central: Magic Tree House: Pirates Past Noon KIDS
Script: Pinky, Stinky, Blinky and Slinky
BONES
Well, well, well, what have we got here?
PINKY
I believe those be children, Cap’n.
BONES
I know they’re children! But why are they here? This island is supposed to be deserted.
JACK
Uh, yeah, we were just leaving.
BONES
Oh, no ye don’t!
ANNIE
Let him go!
JACK
Annie, stay where you are!
(BONES drags JACK away from the ladder. ANNIE climbs down the ladder.)
STINKY
Looks like a couple of shipwrecked orphans built themselves a house in the trees!
BLINKY
Ain’t that sweet.
ANNIE
Leave him alone, bully!
(ANNIE tries to kick BONES in the shins.)
SLINKY
Bully? His name ain’t Bully.
(BONES grabs ANNIE.)
BLINKY
It’s Bones. Cap’n Bones to you.