Script

Audition Central: Magic Tree House: Pirates Past Noon KIDS

Script: Captain Bones

Side 1

BONES

Well, well, well, what have we got here?

PINKY

I believe those be children, Cap’n.

BONES

I know they’re children! But why are they here? This island is supposed to be deserted.

JACK

Uh, yeah, we were just leaving.

BONES

Oh, no ye don’t!

ANNIE

Let him go!

JACK

Annie, stay where you are!

(BONES drags JACK away from the ladder. ANNIE climbs down the ladder.)

STINKY

Looks like a couple of shipwrecked orphans built themselves a house in the trees!

BLINKY

Ain’t that sweet.

ANNIE

Leave him alone, bully!

(ANNIE tries to kick BONES in the shins.)

SLINKY

Bully? His name ain’t Bully.

(BONES grabs ANNIE.)

BLINKY

It’s Bones. Cap’n Bones to you. 

 

Side 2

 

BILLY

Welcome back, Cap’n.

MOLLY

Aye, we missed ye.

(PIRATES go back to work.)

BONES

Ahoy! Throw down the ladder. Hoist them lubbers aboard!

BLINKY

Look what we brought ye, mates.

SLINKY

Two privateers from Frog Creek, soon to be shark food if they don’t cough up the Cap’n’s treasure!

BONES

Jonah!!! Where be me cabin boy? Jonah!

(JONAH rushes on.)

JONAH

Aye, Cap’n?

BONES

Take ’em below! And neither gruel nor grog til the little mice decide to squeal!