Script
Audition Central: Magic Tree House: Pirates Past Noon KIDS
Script: Jack
Side 1
FIRST MATE
Places, rapscallions! Places!
(JACK and ANNIE look around the tree house as if they’ve just entered it.)
ANNIE
Brrrr. I wish this rain would stop.
JACK
It’s supposed to stop by noon.
ANNIE
It’s already past noon.
(ANNIE spots a book out of place.)
Uh oh.
JACK
What?
ANNIE
The mysterious “M” person has been here.
JACK
How can you tell?
ANNIE
First of all, I can just feel it. Plus, I don’t remember that book being open when we were here last time.
JACK
Me neither. Do you think “M” was looking for the gold medallion we found in dinosaur times?
(JACK pulls a gold medallion out of his pocket and holds it up. ANNIE retrieves the open book on the tree house floor.)
ANNIE
I don’t know. But, look at this sunny beach, Jack. Doesn’t it look great?
JACK
Yeah. Cool parrot, too.
Side 2
MORGAN
Hello, Jack. Hello, Annie. My name is Morgan le Fay.
(Astonished by the transformation, JACK and ANNIE stare at MORGAN for a moment, completely unable to speak.)
ANNIE
Whoooaa. You must be the mysterious “M” person!
MORGAN
(laughs)
Yes, I’m the “M” person.
JACK
(hands her the gold medallion)
So... this must belong to you... ?
MORGAN
Ah, yes, my gold medallion. I must have left it in the time of dinosaurs. Thank you for bringing it back.
JACK
But... how... who... wh-where are you from?
MORGAN
I am from the magical kingdom of Camelot.
ANNIE
I knew the tree house was magic! What do you do there? In Camelot?
MORGAN
I am a librarian. But I travel in this tree house collecting books and stories from many times and places. And it seems I found the perfect helpers.
JACK
Who?
MORGAN
Why, you and Annie, of course.
Side 3
MOLLY
Is that the top of a trunk I spy?
NATHANIEL
Maybe just driftwood.
WILHELMINA
Maybe not.
BILLY
Cap’n, I think maybe we found the—
BONES
Treasure!? Aha! Well don’t just stand there! Dig up that trunk!
(ANNIE notices POLLY circling above them in the sky.)
ANNIE
Hey, look, there’s the parrot! From the picture in the book! Hi, Polly!
(POLLY dives toward JACK and ANNIE.)
POLLY
Go back! Go back!
ANNIE
I think she’s trying to tell us something.
(JACK, looking up at POLLY, notices just how ominous the sky looks.)
JACK
Oh, man, the sky got so dark. Looks like a big storm is coming.
Side 4
ANNIE
Look, Jack! The ocean! And sunshine!
JACK
Cool!
(TEEKI sees JACK and ANNIE in the tree house.)
TEEKI
Oooh, look, humans! Short ones.
ISLAND CREATURES
Uggghh! Humans!
(All of the ISLAND CREATURES except for TEEKI, STELLA and PEDRO hurriedly exit.)
STELLA
Nice nest.
PEDRO
That’s not a nest. I believe that would be called a tree house. Way too big for a nest.
(ANNIE climbs down the tree house ladder.)
ANNIE
Let’s explore!
JACK
Wait, let me get the book!
STELLA
Oooh! Let’s watch what they do!
PEDRO
Okay. But from a safe distance.
Side 5
ANNIE
I’m Annie, and this is my brother, Jack.
JONAH
Can I ask you something, Annie and Jack?
ANNIE, JACK
Sure.
JONAH
How did you learn to read? I mean, you’re just kids.
ANNIE
Where we come from, most kids can read.
JONAH
Really?
JACK
Yeah, and it’s great. We read all the time, all sorts of books.
JONAH
You have more than one book?!
ANNIE
Of course. We have whole libraries. Stacks and stacks of books about everything you can imagine. And more.
JACK
So if we ever start to get bored, there’s always something new to read!
JONAH
I wish I could learn to read! Then maybe I wouldn’t feel so alone on this ship.
ANNIE
You can learn to read!
JONAH
But how?