SIDE 1

(KELSI bumps awkwardly into SHARPAY.)

Oh, sorry... new glasses. Anyway, I mean... if you do the part, with that particular song, I was hoping you'd-

If we do the part? Kelsi... Kelsi darling, I've been in seventeen school productions. And, let's see, how many shows have you written?

This is the first.

Which tells us that...?

You are the more powerful witch?

It tells us that you do not offer direction, suggestion, or commentary. Are we clear?

Yes, sir I mean, Sharpay.

Nice talking to you. Love the glasses.
 

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