Script
Audition Central: The Musical Adventures of Flat Stanley JR.
Script: Hollywood Agent
HOLLYWOOD AGENT
Outta my way kid, I got people to see, movies to pitch, stars to shine.(The HOLLYWOOD AGENT and ASSISTANTS push past STANLEY in a hurry.)
STANLEY
Oh, sorry.HOLLYWOOD AGENT
(stopping suddenly) Did you just see a flat kid?
ASSISTANT 1
What? ASSISTANT 2
Hold the phone!HOLLYWOOD AGENT
Everyone, stay calm, take a looksie.(The HOLLYWOOD AGENT and ASSISTANTS turn towards STANLEY)
It's a flat kid alright, it's official. I have now seen it all. Get me the Ripley's Believe it Or Not! people on the phone they gotta see this
(The HOLLYWOOD AGENT begins to exit.)
STANLEY
Wait! I'm Stanley Lambchop, and I'm new in town ASSISTANT 2
'Course you are.STANLEY
I was sent here via airmail.ASSISTANT 1
And I thought the bus was rough. Ha!STANLEY
I was wondering if HOLLYWOOD AGENT
(interrupting) I could make you a star?!
STANLEY
Actually, I just need directions ASSISTANT 2
Do you have any idea to whom you are speaking?STANLEY
No... ASSISTANT 1
Let's just say if it weren't for this person right here, SpongeBob would still be wearing round pants. STANLEY
Wow.ASSISTANT 2
And Hannah'd still be in Montana. STANLEY
You did that? HOLLYWOOD AGENT
You betcha. (The HOLLYWOOD AGENT circles STANLEY looking intently)
You know what I see in you, kid?
STANLEY
No, what?